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May 17, 2012 at 02:35pm

The illustrated guide to common greetings

awesomephilia:

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May 16, 2012 at 11:34pm

$unexotic: actually life me now\$

unexotic:

actually life

me now\

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May 16, 2012 at 11:33pm

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May 16, 2012 at 11:31pm

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May 16, 2012 at 11:26pm

period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.